Vic dana: Predizborna obećanja

29.10.2020. 16:04
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Tokom predizborne kampanje, došao političar u posjetu jednom selu. Okupio se silan narod, a on ih pita:

- Recite mi ljudi, imate li nekih problema, da ih odmah riješimo?

Jedan čovjek iz mase diže ruku i kaže:

- Poštovani, mi imamo dva velika problema. Bili bi vam veoma zahvalni kada bi ih riješili.

- Naravno, da čujem prvi - reče političar.

- Znate, prošle godine ste nam napravili bolnicu, ali nemamo nijednog doktora da radi u njoj - reče čovjek.

Političar odmah uze mobilni telefon u ruke, otkuca neki broj i glasno, pred svima, naredi da se u tu bolnicu pošalju doktori.

- Završeno, od sljedećeg mjeseca dolaze najbolji doktori u bolnicu - ponosno reče političar. - Koji je drugi problem?

- Pa znate... drugi problem je taj što u selu nema mobilnog signala.

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