Vic dana: Punica u gepeku

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Rano ujutro, saobraćajac zaustavi čovjeka koji je na izlasku iz naseljenog mjesta vozio 200 km/h.

- Kuda žurite gospodine -  upita ga policajac!?

Vozač se nije dao zbuniti:

- Ubio sam punicu, vozim je u gepeku, pa žurim van grada da je bacim u rijeku!

Čuvši to, saobraćajac izvadi pištolj, pozva patrolu i čim je stigao komandir, sve mu potanko ispriča.

Komandir otvori gepek i reče:

- Prazan je, o čemu se ovde radi!?

- Gospodine komandire, tako će vas slagati i da sam vozio 200 kilometara na sat! - ispali vozač kao iz topa!

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